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When it comes to lucky, it is never on the same side as Hayate.

His unemployed parents are good-for-nothings who waste the money they have on gambling.
One day, his parents have racked up a huge gambling debt that they had to sell Hayate to the yakuza for the value of his organs. And even said that this was his "early Christmas present".

In a desperate stupid attempt to avoid that fate, Hayate decides to become a kidnapper to pay the debt back. He attempts to kidnap a rich girl at a coke machine to be held for ransom, but his efforts to do so are mistaken as a confession of love by the girl he targets.